Routes, The Lighter Side of Public Transit

Chapter One – How Things Got Rolling
(by Brian Kelly)

• In the VERY Beginning
• Tallyho and Wells Fargo
• From Horsecar to Horsepower
• A Sparking New Form of Propulsion
• The Trolley Car
• From Open Car to President’s Car
• The Trackless
• Beans to Gas, Gas to Diesel
• A Few of the Rich and Famous

Chapter Two – The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

• Express Delivery
• No Steroids Here
• “Django is not Paying Today”
• Not Guilty
• Slugging it Out
• Going His Way
• How Much?
• Where There’s Smoke…
• Life’s a Ditch
• Eggs from the Butterland
• Wonder from Down Under
• Leaving a Trail
• Young Thief
• Hands Up!
• Nightmare on Peel Street
• The Sting – Spanish Style
• Double Whammy
• Nagging Indigestion
• No Chivalry
• “Want a Smoke?”
• Emergency! Emergency!
• Bungling Bandits
• The Power
• Nessie’s Rival
• Heroes Galore

Chapter Three – If We Could Talk to the Animals

• Pigeon Fallout
• Yes, Sir, That’s My Baby
• Dog-Gone-It
• Travelling Zoo
• Feline Constipation
• How Dry I Am
• On the Buzzes
• The Goldfish Boy
• Full of It
• Come Here, Puss-Puss, Nice Pussy!
• The Stowaway
• Duck Tale
• No Justice
• Finnish Kiss
• What’s My Time?
• The Flying Elephant
• Showdown of the Giants
• Dogs for the Deaf
• Squirrel Power
• Fit for a Pig

Chapter Four – Just Kidding

• Ready, Set, Go!
• Going my Way?
• Sorry, Ma’am
• “Blow for it!”…
• First Class Only
• The Other Side
• She Liked it Hot
• “Let’s Steal the Bus!”
• Excuses, Excuses
• Back Door Blues
• King for a Day
• Questions and Answers
• “You go Lougheed Mall?”